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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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