so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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