sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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