I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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