i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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