Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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