Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i now understand why vodka
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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