found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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