4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
so much tequila, so little girl.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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