i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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