No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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