In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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