I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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