Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I woke up under a house in Key West
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