yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
God I need to hump something, right now.
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