Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it glows. i had to have it.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
