i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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