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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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