i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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