just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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