I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
soo... how was my night?
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