So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
