DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i dont even know how to be here
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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