i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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