If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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