We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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