Me too!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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