The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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