ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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