i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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