Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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