we made out on top of his cat.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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