Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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