How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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