I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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