In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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