Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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