If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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