i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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