Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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