oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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