Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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