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So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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