Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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