An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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