btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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