Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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