so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The Olympian is in my bed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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