After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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