Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
