Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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